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The only answer I get is a big fat 'YES' to the last questions, as the ending goes beyond 'not knowing how to spell subtle.' and rockets headlong into 'How do you make an S?'ĭr. Money the worst Dictator ever? 7) Is this all an excuse to have a bullshit ending that tries to be poetic but just comes off as dumb? Is it Barry Allen? Is the Flash delivering my mail? 5) AND HOW DID HE SLIP AN ENTIRE SIDE TABLE UNDER THE DOOR!!! 6) Is Dr. So who's delivering the mail? Who ever he is, he is very very fast. Hell Sal even sends FURNITURE at one point. All that happens is that the letter slides under the door. Why aren't the letters rread before showing up to me, the dangerous criminal? 4) As a matter of fact, who's delivering this mail? At first I thought it might be a pneumatic tube sort of deal, but you never see one. And Sal actually talks about making a resistance at one point. Money stopping it? I mean he seems to have a strict 'No bummer' policy. 08 seconds.)ġ) How did the letter get here so fast? 2) Why is Charlotte allowed to come this close to the prison in a horrible 1984 like distopia without fear of heinous punishment? 3) As a matter of fact, why am I getting mail from Charlotte or Salvador at all? Why isn't Dr. (Time it took to come up with this list of grievances. Two seconds after that she sends a letter asking if you heard it. They are sent in immediately after writing and often consist of only a few sentences, or, in the most asinine case, two words.Ĭharlotte says she's going to play a music box outside the prison (because it's the most tragically poetic thing she can think of to do at that time) so you can hear it. You see, the letters aren't treated like letters. I say chasm singular, because it is one logical mishap that causes a billion logical problems. If that didn't make you throw up in your own mouth, maybe the gaping plot chasm will. Unless it isn't! That would just make me feel downright suicidal. She knows things are bad now but she knows that one day the world will be filled with happiness and gumdrop smiles! Unless. She owns a bakery and really thinks that you're a nice person even though you've never met or corresponded. Charlotte got a wild hare up her ass one day and decided she wanted to send mail to a random criminal.

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Your best friend Salvador, who has been traveling for the last year and can't wait to get back and share a beer with you in the bustling cities full of all of those alive people! Ahaha! Oh the laughs we shall partake in, old chap!Īnd then there's Charlotte. Your 'Happy Buddy' who is just super excited to be happy and he's really desperate to have a good time because he definitely doesn't have a gun to his head and he really supports the dictator ship and really just wants you to smile and have fun!!! HAPPY SMIIIILES!! GO BACK TO ZE SLEEPINK IN ZE HAPPY HAPPY GREY CELL!! Money the Dictator (GET IT?!?! CUZ MONEY IS THE ROUTE OF ALL- DID YA GET IT?) he wants you to know that EVERYTHING IS HAPPY IN LATVERIA. This writer cannot spell the word subtle.ĭr. So they do everything they can to hammer the sadness in, And when I say hammer I don't mean. Okay, the first major problem is that this game is supposed to be very, very sad. It could have been like the original Dracula novel, told through the letters to the prisoner, that would have been much more effective and probably removed some of the plot holes I'm about to bring up. Why was this a game? Why wasn't it what it already is? You know. That's not 'unique.' That is just boring. But this game just locks you in a room an force feeds you all the content. You can draw your own conclusions, solve your own mysteries, that kind of thing. And even games like Journey, where all you do is walk, is different because you are being an observer as opposed to a viewer. the effect that YOU can have on a fictional world. Being helpless removes the one thing that makes Video Games their own artform, i.e.

The problem being THAT REMOVES THE GAME PART OF THE FUCKING GAME. The deal is that you are supposed to feel completely helpless and unable to effect the outside world. The entire playtime is two hours sitting in a 8 by 12 cell waiting for letters from the outside world. The Country outside is collapsing due to a pandemic and the story is told to you through letters you receive through the outside world.Īaaaaand it would be near the top of my Most Hated Games List if I didn't find it so hilarious.įirst things first. The game takes place in a heinous dictatorship of which you are a prisoner. Does anyone remember this bullshit? It came out a few years ago and it blew EVERYONE'S MIIIIIND because of it's unique style.

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